Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

Well, we have 2 weeks in the books this season. Got to give the commish credit last week. Everything ran smoothly despite Kathleen blacking out by 9:00 pm. Though, something needs to be done about these replacement refs. The reffing has been atrocious and I've heard nothing but complaints so far. (Edit: Apparently I'm the only ref being complained about... Well, my response to that is sorry for partying.) If you see me on the fields this week, don't be fooled, it's not me. I hired an actor to be me this week. I'm currently in protective custody after receiving death threats from Stevey's infant son (more on this later). So I hired a cheap, out of work actor, who happens to look just like me. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Hopefully I will return next week to ruin some more teams nights. Anyway, on to the rankings. Week 2 Scores and Notes Brazzers (2-0) 11 , Roll Another Bunt (0-2) 5 Porn stars taking care of business. Kind of surprised they ...

Well boys and girls, week 1 is in the books. There were a few surprises, the top team lost, and a few things we expected (the lights went out). Nonetheless, every game was completed almost on time and no one tied (because ties are for poor people). So, by popular demand (I think 1 person told me I should do this weekly... but no one said I shouldn't), your weekly power rankings. Week 1 Scores and Notes Rum Riot (1-0) 5 , NDW (0-1) 2 Rum Riot looked great and NDW seemed out of sync. Thankfully that failed forfeit attempt didn't take. We Play With Moobs (1-0) 4 , That's What She Said (0-1) 2 An expected win for the Moobies Gronki-Punch (1-0) 4 , Roll Another Bunt (0-1) 2 The Gronks looked a little shaky in the late innings but a couple clutch defensive plays iced the game. Tea Tea Twisters (1-0) 4 , WAKA Shame (0-1) 1 The Twisters brought their A game this week and Stevey almost confirmed one of my pre-season predictions in the first week. The...

Here we are with another season of kickball. Which means a whole new group of people to irritate. Our beloved commissioner Scott Corliss has stepped down in light of allegations that he was molesting the field cones. We will be sad to see him and his record 54 rain outs go. Kathleen Nugent has decided to step up and take the reigns. I give her until week 4 before the has a nervous breakdown and checks on the chicken. There were some big free agent signings this season, and a good group of new and returning players. So this season should be a lot of fun (except when you play NDW). Now without further ado, your pre-season power rankings. As always these are in good fun. If I don't know your team, then I made up some stuff. The "Better Hope Steve Ginn Signs Up" Division 14. Brazzers It's fitting they named their team after a porn site because this team is going to blow without Steve. I'm sure they won't rank this low but I had to do it. Brazzers will...