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Week 2 Lighthouse League Recaps/Predictions

Welcome to Week 2 Lighthousers! What a first week. I hope you all still have your jobs and your wallets. If last week was any indication of how this season is going to be, Rivalries will be putting up four new locations by June. Oh, we also played kickball (or something that mimicked the game closely with the gale force winds). Last week brought back some sweet sweet memories.... Tinderellas being sloppy even before their game started... the Superhero league arguing over balls and strikes and basically not having one ounce of fun... the S3XT Panthers continuing right where they left off from last season. And let us not forget about the upsets, because if you look at my expert analysis and predictions from last week, you would quickly realize that I'm not an expert analyst. On second thought, why don't you not look back at my analysis from last week. Here's some recaps from the games. Keeping up with the consistency from last year, not one team sent in their recaps, so these...

Opening Week!

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            Finally! Kickball season is back! Kind of an exciting off season we had. We saw some teams rebuild, some teams implode, and some teams trying to blow up their team already (NDW). We have a few new teams this season, which is amazing because I thought kickball was about as popular as Magic the Gathering these days. When I mention any of the new teams in the league, it's all hypothetical. I don't recognize any names on at least 3 rosters this season. Don't feel slighted. I generally don't remember much of anything after 7pm on Thursdays. My reader numbers were down last season... Makes me sad. Spread the word and let's make this season the best yet for the GMoT. I promise I'll stop mailing weeks in this season. On to the rankings!   POWER RANKINGS WEEK 1 How this generally works: I rank each team in descending order based on how good I think you are. Don't be offended if you're ranked last. You're probably just not very good at kick...

Week 1 Lighthouse League Rankings/Predictions

Whats up LIGHTHOUSERS!!!! Can you believe another season is already here? It feels like just yesterday we were wondering if the lights would ever come back on at Fitzpatrick. Hope you all have saved up your sick time - if you haven't, you'll be wishing you did come this Friday morning. To start us out this season, I figured it would be smart to recap the results of last season. In a historic match-up, the Panthers walked away with the gold ball, after a last inning heroic rally, to put away the Tinderellas. What occurred after that can only be remembered in screenshots of Snapchats and TMZ.com coverage, but one thing is for certain, the Panthers are hungry for the repeat. With that being said, there are a total of SEVEN other teams this season who hope to spoil the reunion, and with the shake-ups of the offseason, it's anybody's championship. Due to failed contract negotiations and massive egos, the Panthers have split their team into two. The Tinderellas have also foll...

Season Recap

            Congratulations to Rum Riot, your Fall kickball champions! It has already been 2 months since kickball ended... How is everyone's productivity on Friday mornings now? I only get hangovers when I don't drink so mine have been terrible, thanks. I was extremely impressed with the End of Season party for Fall. It's been quite awhile since we've had that kind of showing and we actually tapped those kegs quick. Well dones go to Kathy for all the work she put in, Mac for his hosting, and Lawson for providing wings. Thanks to Binga's for not throwing me out for beating people with balloons (sorry for jagerbombing). I figured I would do an end of season wrap up and show everyone how terrible I am at forecasting the season. I made some preseason predictions wayyy back in August when it was 80 degrees warmer. I'll let you enjoy how bad I did. Also, I gave each team grades for the season. This may seem like a long read, but I'm just copy/pasting most of thi...

PLAYOFFS Part 2

Here we are, the last night of kickball. Weather.com says it’s going to be chilly with a 50% chance of rain. Slippery kickballs on turf make for high scoring kickball so ditch the kids and come down to Fitzy to get your last taste of WAKA for 6 months. Last week we saw T2R end their season and bust my bracket in the top of the 1st inning. MDC almost pulling off a perfect game that wouldn’t have counted because they forfeited, and perhaps the game of the season that we’ll see the conclusion of tonight. Before I get to tonight’s predictions, let’s remind whoever may be reffing at any point tonight a couple key rules that came into play last week. I’ll highlight the important parts. 10.10 When a base is displaced during play, any runner is safe while in contact with the base's original and correct location . All displaced bases should be restored at the end of each play (see Rule 1.01b) 10.07 Base Running on Overthrows; a. an overthrow is a ball thrown, kicked, or deflected ...

Lighthouse Semi's/Championship Preview

With the Red Sox only a couple hours away, apologies in advance for the short introduction and write-up. We are busy converting our vehicles into duck boats for the pending riots in Boston. We hope you enjoy the last GSPOT of the season, and thank you all for reading. Onto the predictions! We Only Come From Behind vs. Prepare Uranus: Well here it is. Win and you get an opportunity to play for the gold ball, lose and you get to ref the game that you could have been a part of. We're not sure if Prepare Uranus was actually preparing their butts for We Only Come From Behind or if they were stating that the other team should prepare theirs, but regardless, here they are. It was a tale of two seasons for these two teams, as WOCFB marched through the regular season with an impressive record, and PU limped its way into the playoffs. Defense wins championships, and unfortunately for WOCFB, they will be playing without their starting pitcher. Time will tell if they will be able to rally arou...

PLAYOFFS!

Time for the moment everyone on Muff N Men has been waiting for! The great playoff preview! Granted the regular season isn’t over yet because our commish was scared to start the season on time, let’s just all assume that Fall-Tea Balls win their warm up game against MDC. If that doesn’t happen, then all that will be affected this week is 2 games, so pretty much half of this write up is contingent upon that game. So, Muff N Men locked up the BCS title and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. MDC finally got their first win by suckering TC into a kick away game. TC completed their collapse that started week 4 with a blowout loss and a forfeit. PW is limping into the playoffs and I can’t remember anything else because I’ve been in Vegas for the last 5 days and can barely remember yesterday. Here are the playoff rankings and odds of winning. To place any wagers, see Stevey, he’ll be the one with the shorts that hang down to his ankles. Playoff Power Rankings #8. The Closer...