Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

G - Spot Week One Power Rankings: #1: East Bound and Down Looking dominate in their first appearance in the Lighthouse. We have to raise the question whether or not they are using performance enhancing drugs. If all goes well for EBD and their pitcher, he'll qualify for the league scooter and a tryout for No Dead Weight. #2: Roll Another Bunt Expectations are HIGH this year as long as they remember to show up for the games. RAB sure did SMOKE BoF in their first appearance, but remember, we are only an EIGHTH through the season, and you do not want to use all of your STASH in the first game, or your whole season could be up in SMOKE. #3: Team Death Pig According to Urban Dictionary, a “death pig” is “a type of death metal which involves extreme pig noises.” This team scares the shit out of us. Don't be surprised if every theme week they show up with Insane Clown Possse make up. We're expecting every team just gives you the W this year out of pure fear.... we'r...

Welcome back to another season of unproductive Fridays sponsored by WAKA Kickball! We are back partying at Three Dollar Dewey’s this season. Hope to see as many people out as possible on Thursdays to support the best sponsor bar. As with basically anything else I say or write, this is meant to be funny. If I put anything on here that legitimately offends you, just tell me and I won’t mention you again. I will swear all the time from time to time so don’t be reading this shit to your kids before bed like Stevey does. Thanks to Talbot’s team just rampaging all the would have been Lighthouse teams last fall, we are now back to 2 divisions. Superhero, for those who enjoy competition, complaining, ref abuse, and NDW bunting when they’re up 24-0. And Lighthouse, for those who enjoy no bunting, girl catchers, fly ball practice, and keeping your kickball shirt clean. Lighthouse teams will not be mentioned in the GMoT this season (other than this one and if there are any crossover g...

Disclaimer: This is meant to be funny and nothing more. If you know me, then you know I joke around alot and if you don’t then now you know! If you can’t take a joke then please close your browser and quit kickball. Thanks! Final KBCS Standings Congratulations to NDW for narrowly winning the first ever Natural Light KBCS Regular Season Championship Sponsored by the Hop Yard! I’m sure everyone was rooting for you! No Dead Weight         2,703 Tea Tea Twisters       2,607 Rum Riot                     2,237 The Aristocrats          2,214 Muff N Men                 2,146 Gronki-Punch             2,073 Brazzers          ...

I’m going to apologize in advance for this week’s GMoT. It’s going to be short and sweet. Had a super busy week and since I’m not being paid for this so, well, too bad. Leaving the power rankings out until Friday’s Playoff Preview since not all the games were completed this week and there really wouldn’t be any changes. Apparently the lights going out is Kathleen’s achilles heel as the rain outs were to Scott. Not all the games were finished last week and we have a packed schedule tonight. Week 5 Scores & Notes [sarcasm] Lots of nail biters this week [/sarcasm] Rum Riot (4-2) 8, Swamp Donkeys (4-2) 1 Well played defensively and offensively by Rum Riot. Roll Another Bunt (2-4) 7, We Play With Moobs (2-4) 0 RAB looks like a tough first round draw picking up their 2nd win of the season. Tea Tea Twisters (4-1-1) 6, That’s What She Said (2-4) 0 The 2nd ranked Tea Tea’s take care of business in a less than exciting game. Muff N Men (4-2) 8, Lucky Strike (0-5) 0 The Muffs ...

Week 5 is done and here is a  few things we’ve learned so far this season: NDW is mad because I make fun of them a lot in my write ups so they are taking it out on every team they play. It doesn’t rain when Kathleen is in Maine on Thursday. Shaker’s team is horribly underachieving (but will probably win 2 playoff games). Decent teams with easy schedules are putting up video game numbers. Last week we had another walk off win, and our first walk off lights out win. There is a video of it on the Kickball Facebook page. Week 5 Scores & Notes No one submitted any recaps so it looks like my uninformed overly biased critique will do this week. Gronki-Punch (3-1-1) 13 , We Play With Moobs (2-3) 4 I guess calling out my team worked. Gronks piled up more runs in this game than their previous 4. Web gem goes out to Molly for her amazing play where she kicked the ball from the outfield and pegged a runner out at 2nd. Swamp Donkeys (4-1) 2 , That’s What She Said ...