Week 8

We apologize for the delay in the G-Spot this week – we placed some bets at the Kentucky Derby with some questionable characters and had to temporarily put our laptops on “loan” until we could make the payment. Regardless, we present to you Week #2 of the G-Spot for all your viewing pleasures.

POWER RANKINGS

#1: East Bound and Down

EBD had another powerful showing. Kenny F'in Powers had another stellar performance and has yet to allow a run while leading the league in scoring. One has to ask the question if the team can remain healthy between their steroid cycles and rapidly deflating balls (kickballs, of course).

#2: Roll Another Bunt

RAB is flying high but we couldn't tell if they decided to dress in the theme week or if they wore their everyday clothes. On another note, can we make sure the tournament at the end of the year isn't during the Phish reunion concert? We don't want them to forfeit the playoffs. The team looked great in a cross-over game and tied up the season standings between Superhero and Lighthouse at one a piece.

#3: Smoosh Moosh Panthers

SMP won another close contest proving down the stretch they have heart, however, even the strong sexy smell of rich mahogany cannot mask the stench of filthy errors. If this team can figure out how to handle their composure in the field, you can expect them to make some noise in the post-season.

#4: Saved by the Ball

The team is untested but looked strong in their first Lighthouse league game. “I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so scared” to play them later in the year. If you get the reference you will really like this blog this year... if not you had a horrible childhood.

#5: Tinderellas

TD came prepared this week against BoF as they showed up 30 minutes early with a gatorade cooler full of vodka probably mixed with creatine. The Snap Chat play of the game went to Paige as she slid head first (ended up about a foot short of the bag but scrambled to be safe) to put her in scoring position to put the team up by at least 5 runs at the time. Hopefully by the end of the season there will be a groupon for some more fake muscle shirts.

#6 Team Death Pig

TDP reverted back to their Nickelback days and looked more Hanson than Metallica. If they can channel their inner rock they have a good chance of rebounding. But we have our doubts as of right now.

#7 VIA Agency

After a disappointing week one which resulted in a forfeit and a large loss of respect from the kickball community the VIA proved that when they do show up they come to play. Just for the record not every week is hipster week.... last week was tacky themed. #SorryNotSorry

#8 Swamp Donkeys

SD is trying a unique way of winning games by not scoring any runs. So far it hasn't worked out for them. Personally, we would suggest a change of strategy.

#9 Brews of First

After that performance, we would suggest drinking beers on first, second, third, and home.

GAME OF THE WEEK

SD vs TDP – In the GOTW, we have a match-up between the Pigs and the Donkeys – expect this one to be sloppy, and we know how you kids like them extra sloppy. Whichever team can perform better in the mud this week will come out on top – we're predicting the SD to get that elusive first run, however, in defeat. TDP 4-1.

SBB vs TD – Both coming off convincing wins from last week, we're expecting this game to be a real barn-burner (still on the pigs and donkeys...). If we were betting men (who the hell picks a horse named Orb anyways?) we would steer clear of this bet. We flipped a coin on this one, and then changed our mind – TD in a close one 6-5.

IAGKI vs EBD - As EBD's unofficial tryout into the Superhero League, we predict Kenny F'in Powers to show up in a big way. We don't anticipate this one to cause too much concern for EBD and we are predicting a surprising lead in interleague games for the Lighthouse League after Week 3 – EBD 6-2.

VIA vs BOF –This is a real battle of the bottom between two teams that are looking to turn things around. If VIA can leave their skinny jeans at home, we predict them to come out on top – VIA 4-1.

RAB vs SMP – SMP only works 60% of the time, so the law of averages tells us that this one will not go their way. RAB sparks up another W – 5-3.

BACHERLOR OF THE WEEK:

Ladies and Gentlemen the Tinderellas introduce to you Kevy.

 
Kevy is a single male who started from the bottom and now he's at least middle class. He is a Solid right fielder for the Tinderellas who has a decent paying job so he can afford buying as many Velvet Elvis' for you until you find him attractive. This hunk of man muscle does CrossFit at least 5 times a week not including in his sleep, it shows with his average body build that somehow managed to fit the Bar Belt around his waist comfortably last week. Although Kevy is new and just got his feet wet with WAKA, he is very eager to debut his Karaoke song, "I want it that way"(BSB) on an upcoming Thursday evening. Kevy used to be a Rower in high school so he is almost like an old school Ryan Lochte. Kevy can make u melt into his hands as he knows exactly where the sweet spot on the neck is. This bachelor is every WAKA lady's Prince Charming.

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