Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

Well, we have 2 weeks in the books this season. Got to give the commish credit last week. Everything ran smoothly despite Kathleen blacking out by 9:00 pm. Though, something needs to be done about these replacement refs. The reffing has been atrocious and I've heard nothing but complaints so far. (Edit: Apparently I'm the only ref being complained about... Well, my response to that is sorry for partying.) If you see me on the fields this week, don't be fooled, it's not me. I hired an actor to be me this week. I'm currently in protective custody after receiving death threats from Stevey's infant son (more on this later). So I hired a cheap, out of work actor, who happens to look just like me. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Hopefully I will return next week to ruin some more teams nights. Anyway, on to the rankings. Week 2 Scores and Notes Brazzers (2-0) 11 , Roll Another Bunt (0-2) 5 Porn stars taking care of business. Kind of surprised they ...

Well boys and girls, week 1 is in the books. There were a few surprises, the top team lost, and a few things we expected (the lights went out). Nonetheless, every game was completed almost on time and no one tied (because ties are for poor people). So, by popular demand (I think 1 person told me I should do this weekly... but no one said I shouldn't), your weekly power rankings. Week 1 Scores and Notes Rum Riot (1-0) 5 , NDW (0-1) 2 Rum Riot looked great and NDW seemed out of sync. Thankfully that failed forfeit attempt didn't take. We Play With Moobs (1-0) 4 , That's What She Said (0-1) 2 An expected win for the Moobies Gronki-Punch (1-0) 4 , Roll Another Bunt (0-1) 2 The Gronks looked a little shaky in the late innings but a couple clutch defensive plays iced the game. Tea Tea Twisters (1-0) 4 , WAKA Shame (0-1) 1 The Twisters brought their A game this week and Stevey almost confirmed one of my pre-season predictions in the first week. The...

Here we are with another season of kickball. Which means a whole new group of people to irritate. Our beloved commissioner Scott Corliss has stepped down in light of allegations that he was molesting the field cones. We will be sad to see him and his record 54 rain outs go. Kathleen Nugent has decided to step up and take the reigns. I give her until week 4 before the has a nervous breakdown and checks on the chicken. There were some big free agent signings this season, and a good group of new and returning players. So this season should be a lot of fun (except when you play NDW). Now without further ado, your pre-season power rankings. As always these are in good fun. If I don't know your team, then I made up some stuff. The "Better Hope Steve Ginn Signs Up" Division 14. Brazzers It's fitting they named their team after a porn site because this team is going to blow without Steve. I'm sure they won't rank this low but I had to do it. Brazzers will...

We are down to our final 4 in the Superhero Playoffs this week. We had some upsets last week and we almost had a major upset (NDW 3-2 on a walk off). Regardless, we are down to our best 4. Will there be any upsets this week? Who's JSparks gonna toss from the NDW/CHITE game? Will Mashaker even remember one Thursday this season? Let's find out. As before, these are all in good fun. If you take any of this seriously, please retire from kickball. No Dead Weight vs. Catch Her in the Eye NDW had a pretty good scare last week with Running on Empties, just squeaking by 3-2. This could very well be RoE playing if Grady Little didn't leave JSparks in one inning too long. These guys play defense and get referees to quit better than anyone. With a steady dose of speed and aggressiveness on the base paths also. CHITE sports a solid defense and very good trash talking which could work against them with NDW. Catcher Tim should keep this game competitive and we know they will have their A ...

DISCLAIMER - This is meant to be a joke, if you take it seriously, please retire from kickball. Thanks. Play in games: Running on Empties vs. Balled and the Beautiful The RoE defense this season has been a shade above abysmal this season so they've got to be due to have a game with less than 12 errors. Captain JSparks has been lights out this season sporting a minuscule 27.94 ERA this season (Cy Young anyone?) and has mastered the 12oz curl so B&B better be ready for the heat. The last time these two played it was 4-1 RoE but it should be closer this time. B&B's downfall will be the 654 jello shots they consume pre game. Final score 5-3 RoE. The Natural Light Man (or Woman) of the Match : Russ Broad. For his game changing trash talk. Bruce Spring Teaing vs. Swamp Donkeys Swamp Donkeys boast the only defeated season in Superhero (0-8). Spring Teaing boasts the more denim in one area than a prom in Canada. That trend will continue as BST is born to run all ove...

NDW 8 - Catch Her in The Eye 4 After a week if heavy one sided public trash talk, NDW showed up with exactly 9 players for our Thursday night clash. In a very un-NDW like way, we chose to be home given the fact our defensive alignment looked less than great. After working ourselves into quite the jam in the first, NDW managed to get out of it only giving up 1 run. Time for the beatdown! Not quite. NDW's guys managed 3 hits, 1 double play and a pop out to end the inning. 1-0 Catch Her in The Eye. Crap, maybe the trash talk wasn't such a good idea? No worries though because the NDW girls took over and aided by a few (okay, a shitload) of fielding errors by Catch Her, NDW blew the game wide open to the tune of 8-1 over the next 2 innings. Trash talk was totally a good idea! In the top of the 4th, Catch Her got the top of their lineup up again and stepped on the gas thanks to Ryan Houghton inexplicably trying to peg a girl going home, he missed and threw it down the hill, 2 run...