Week 1 Recaps
Portland Rum Riot 4 - Bruce Spring Teaing 0 Bruce Spring-Teaing may not have won on the kickball field, but we sure as hell won the fashion contest. What do red bandanas, aviators, jorts, and jests have in common? BRRUUUUCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! And they look pretty damn good together when you mix in some twisted teas and some big red balls. BRUCE saw many things last Thursday night: Merc's camel toe, Shane's Boss like Jest, Tasha's declicious jungle juice (with plastic ice cubes as to not water down the juice itself), and a few twisted tea races. One thing we did not see were any runs scored against the tough Rum Riots, but we plan on changing that this week. We have a tough matchup this week, but we're looking to dramatically shorten up our jorts so we can distract the pervs on NDW! -The Law ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Wak-a Shame 6 – Exotic P...






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