Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

Disclaimer: This is meant to be funny and nothing more. If you know me, then you know I joke around alot and if you don’t then now you know! If you can’t take a joke then please close your browser and quit kickball. Thanks! Final KBCS Standings Congratulations to NDW for narrowly winning the first ever Natural Light KBCS Regular Season Championship Sponsored by the Hop Yard! I’m sure everyone was rooting for you! No Dead Weight         2,703 Tea Tea Twisters       2,607 Rum Riot                     2,237 The Aristocrats          2,214 Muff N Men                 2,146 Gronki-Punch             2,073 Brazzers                     1,963 WAKA Shame               1,903 Roll Another Bunt      1,783 Swamp Donkeys         1,646 That's What She Said 1,483 We Play With Moobs 1,226 Lucky Strike                774 Balls Deep                  6 Las Vegas Sportsbook Odds of Winning it All Busting out something fresh for playoffs instead of a traditional Power Rankings. Ranking the tea

I’m going to apologize in advance for this week’s GMoT. It’s going to be short and sweet. Had a super busy week and since I’m not being paid for this so, well, too bad. Leaving the power rankings out until Friday’s Playoff Preview since not all the games were completed this week and there really wouldn’t be any changes. Apparently the lights going out is Kathleen’s achilles heel as the rain outs were to Scott. Not all the games were finished last week and we have a packed schedule tonight. Week 5 Scores & Notes [sarcasm] Lots of nail biters this week [/sarcasm] Rum Riot (4-2) 8, Swamp Donkeys (4-2) 1 Well played defensively and offensively by Rum Riot. Roll Another Bunt (2-4) 7, We Play With Moobs (2-4) 0 RAB looks like a tough first round draw picking up their 2nd win of the season. Tea Tea Twisters (4-1-1) 6, That’s What She Said (2-4) 0 The 2nd ranked Tea Tea’s take care of business in a less than exciting game. Muff N Men (4-2) 8, Lucky Strike (0-5) 0 The Muffs

Week 5 is done and here is a  few things we’ve learned so far this season: NDW is mad because I make fun of them a lot in my write ups so they are taking it out on every team they play. It doesn’t rain when Kathleen is in Maine on Thursday. Shaker’s team is horribly underachieving (but will probably win 2 playoff games). Decent teams with easy schedules are putting up video game numbers. Last week we had another walk off win, and our first walk off lights out win. There is a video of it on the Kickball Facebook page. Week 5 Scores & Notes No one submitted any recaps so it looks like my uninformed overly biased critique will do this week. Gronki-Punch (3-1-1) 13 , We Play With Moobs (2-3) 4 I guess calling out my team worked. Gronks piled up more runs in this game than their previous 4. Web gem goes out to Molly for her amazing play where she kicked the ball from the outfield and pegged a runner out at 2nd. Swamp Donkeys (4-1) 2 , That’s What She Said (2-3

We were back in action last week after Hurricane Scott showed up and got kickball canceled. Had I realized he was going to be the interim-interim commissioner for one week, I definitely wouldn’t have predicted a rainout-less season, so I’m not counting it against me. NDW was back in action after their disappointing Vegas showing for a double header. I blacked out last week and ended up waking up in someone elses shirt. Other than that, nothing too exciting happened last week. Let’s change that this week. Week 4 Scores & Notes WAKA Shame (1-3) 18 , Balls Deep (0-3) 0 No mercy given here as WS picks up a much needed win. No Dead Weight (3-1) 5, Brazzers (2-1-1) 2 Kind of odd seeing NDW as the team having fun and the other team as the ones bitching and moaning. Vegas hasn’t slowed them down one bit. Roll Another Bunt (1-3) 4, Rum Riot (2-2) 2 Big upset of the week here. I did say earlier this season that RAB had some potential though. The Aristocrats (3-0-1) 3 , Tea