Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

G - Spot Week One Power Rankings: #1: East Bound and Down Looking dominate in their first appearance in the Lighthouse. We have to raise the question whether or not they are using performance enhancing drugs. If all goes well for EBD and their pitcher, he'll qualify for the league scooter and a tryout for No Dead Weight. #2: Roll Another Bunt Expectations are HIGH this year as long as they remember to show up for the games. RAB sure did SMOKE BoF in their first appearance, but remember, we are only an EIGHTH through the season, and you do not want to use all of your STASH in the first game, or your whole season could be up in SMOKE. #3: Team Death Pig According to Urban Dictionary, a “death pig” is “a type of death metal which involves extreme pig noises.” This team scares the shit out of us. Don't be surprised if every theme week they show up with Insane Clown Possse make up. We're expecting every team just gives you the W this year out of pure fear.... we'r

Welcome back to another season of unproductive Fridays sponsored by WAKA Kickball! We are back partying at Three Dollar Dewey’s this season. Hope to see as many people out as possible on Thursdays to support the best sponsor bar. As with basically anything else I say or write, this is meant to be funny. If I put anything on here that legitimately offends you, just tell me and I won’t mention you again. I will swear all the time from time to time so don’t be reading this shit to your kids before bed like Stevey does. Thanks to Talbot’s team just rampaging all the would have been Lighthouse teams last fall, we are now back to 2 divisions. Superhero, for those who enjoy competition, complaining, ref abuse, and NDW bunting when they’re up 24-0. And Lighthouse, for those who enjoy no bunting, girl catchers, fly ball practice, and keeping your kickball shirt clean. Lighthouse teams will not be mentioned in the GMoT this season (other than this one and if there are any crossover g