May the 4th be with you!
Happy to see that most of you made it through week one. The weather was pretty shitty but that didn't stop teams from crushing beers and getting a little dirty. I'd say it was a pretty successful turn out at Dewey's, so we should try and keep that momentum going. Spring season always works particularly well for my portfolio as CHD (They own Trojan Condoms) spiked this afternoon making this guy some dough! Glad to see the newbies are learning that cleats and condoms are essential for every kickball season. Oh, and for those of you who raw dog it... I'll pick up some Planned Parenthood stock in about 6 weeks... Week two is Cinco de Drinko themed... This is the week they give Shaker's uncle/brother the day off, so expect the fields to be long, wet and covered in shit, just like Mulkern's Friday mornings. Can't be worse than last week... I hope. This is the only time of the year that drinking Corona in Maine doesn't make you look like