Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

          Summer regular season has finally come to an end so what better way to prep you for the playoffs than to have some Power Rankings! I type to you on location at Bayside Bowl, where the Not Quite End of Season Party will take place in a few hours. I figured, what better way to kill time and Mooseheads than to try and get banned from doing this again! I honestly don't know or give a shit who won last night. This will not be in order of record. But first, I feel like I should give some observations and insight on this season. DISCLAIMER: This is meant to be funny. Half of the things on here aren't even true. It's your job to try and figure the half that are! It's a satirical observation told by someone who has no filter.         Congratulations to Justin for successfully making every Thursday sunny and warm. He also did a great job of almost getting everyone cited for public drinking. Almost becoming the first commish to preside over a sober field. Who knew that

           Happy to see that most of you made it through week one. The weather was pretty shitty but that didn't stop teams from crushing beers and getting a little dirty. I'd say it was a pretty successful turn out at Dewey's, so we should try and keep that momentum going. Spring season always works particularly well for my portfolio as CHD (They own Trojan Condoms) spiked this afternoon making this guy some dough! Glad to see the newbies are learning that cleats and condoms are essential for every kickball season. Oh, and for those of you who raw dog it... I'll pick up some Planned Parenthood stock in about 6 weeks...      Week two is Cinco de Drinko themed... This is the week they give Shaker's uncle/brother the day off, so expect the fields to be long, wet and covered in shit, just like Mulkern's Friday mornings. Can't be worse than last week... I hope. This is the only time of the year that drinking Corona in Maine doesn't make you look like

            Well, well, well what do we have here? Don't call it a comeback just yet but it's possibly a comeback. Welcome to the Ghost Man on Third. Disclaimer: This is meant to be funny. 100% of the things I write on here are in good fun and are not meant to be taken seriously. I know some of you millennials are super sensitive so if you really don't want to be mentioned in this weekly (maybe bi-weekly) write up... Just lemme know. There's a good chance that if I have never met you or in the rare case, I don't like you, that you will not get mentioned here. With that being said, if you do want to make the GMoT, just get out there and have fun, get drunk and make bad decisions... Or buy me beer.              A new season is upon us this week assuming Parks & Rec aren't a bunch of dicks because it rained for 15 minutes 3 days ago. With a new season comes a new commissioner, Justin. Seems like WAKA goes through commissioners faster than Casey goes through