Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

                      Apparently we are on to week 2. I don't remember week 1, so as far as I'm concerned it never happened. All of this is just conjecture... Week 1 was an absolute slopfest on and off the fields. I think we had 3 ACL's torn (Too soon, E? Whit?), 7 face plants, and at least 5 wasted beers. But, I guess that's what happens when 18 feet of snow melts in 2 weeks and a bunch of drunk people try to play a game traditionally played by 8 year olds. There was only 1 upset(?) last week and I heard Lighthouse started their season too. This week is super hero/villain week. I'm going as "Drunkman" and my super power is the ability to drink all day and not get hung over!               The benefit of 6 teams is I can bang this out in half the time like I do with work and everything else in my life.  Week 2 Rankings #6. Balls on your Shin (0-1) Probably should enjoy the view from the bottom because that's where you're most likely go

            Spring season is finally here! Welcome to a brand new season of Port Sports Kickball!! Wait, never mind this is WAKA... Even though 70% of the teams are playing kick away...Anyway... That means your weekly power rankings are back! Sorry for taking last season off, I was busy winning a championship. For those who don't know me, I am Jason Sparks and for those that do, I'm sorry. This is your general run of the mill disclaimer where I say this is all in good fun and don't take anything I say seriously blah blah blah. But, you all know that and if you don't you'll either think this is entertaining or I'm a giant asshole... or both, and I'm okay with that.            Today kicks off what will be the longest stretch of terrible Friday mornings ever. Some will have a few casual beers at the games and go to Dewey's and have one more. Some will get a little weird at Dewey's. The true WAKA kickballers close OPT and if you're me, you crack be