Week 2 Recaps
The Wak-a Shame 7 - Running On Empties 3
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Sex Panthers 5 - Roll Another Bunt 4
RAB came out swinging, putting 3 runs on the board in the first 3 innings. Their defense was perfect until the last at bats for SP, where the girls put on a show, tying the game up. Both teams agreed to play another inning (although both teams could barely stand), where the SP put up 2 runs. Stellar defense closed the game out in the bottom of the 6th for the SP, moving them to 2-0 on the season.
Great game all around - loved the late inning heroics.
- Corey Horr
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No Dead Weight 15 - Bruce Spring Teaing 1
Bruce Spring Teaing picked up right where we left off in Week 1 by rocking the Denim on Denim uniforms, getting intoxicated by drinking several Twisted Teas, and losing a lopsided game of Kickball. We didn't give NDW much of a game as tequila, staches, and more denim apparently was not the recipe for a win in Week 2, but we sure as hell had a blast doing it. We are bound to pick up a win one of these weeks. We are planning on cutting our jorts a few inches shorter this week so we can show off some more skin. Range of motion has become an issue with some of us sporting the jests but when you look as good as we do, it's a trade off we are willing to make. Also, we have decided sleeves on any type of clothing are way overrated, so look out for the gun show, coming to a kickball field near you!
-Bruce
Another week, another 15 (+2) runs for NDW. I'm now fairly confident that we've scored more runs in 2 games than a handful of teams will score all season. Sorry for dominating.
Our game with Bruce Spring Teaing was shrouded in controversy. Not for any reason that you'd actually think, but because Mike Cobb can't keep score without counting on his fingers, and toes by the end, which were occupied holding a bottle of tequila and a lime. We opened the scoring in the first inning and were shorted a run by Mr Cobb and then another in a later inning. The Boss put up a fight, along with a ton of un-backed up trash talk, for roughly 20 minutes getting 1 run in the 1st to make it seem like a game. At NDW we sometimes like to make teams feel like they stand a chance and put it on cruise control, then at some point in the 5th inning we realized that we hadn't yet gotten 10 runs so it was go time. We batted around to run the score to at least 15 (again, Cobb can't count)
The scary thing (for the rest of the competitive teams) about these first 2 games, is that NDW has yet to start their full line-up, which means there's only more runs to come. Can anyone slow us down? If you said anything but, "No" then you're wrong and may God have mercy on your soul.
Next week we take on not only the Shakers and their Wak-a Shame team, but also Shaker's week 3 prediction. Will he skew it high to say they covered the spread and held the most prolific offense ever to set foot on Payson Park under the prediction? Will he have the balls to predict they will actually beat us? (rewind to fall 2010 when he picked his Show Me Your Kicks team over NDW 4-3, which he lost. I'm like a god damn elephant, never forget) Who knows? Who cares? NDW is leaving a path of destruction on our way to a gold ball, may you be fortunate enough to catch us on an off night.
-Dorsey
Fresh off a week 1 convincing victory, Wak-A Shame looked to keep up the hot streak taking on Jason Sparks and his Running on Empties. The 6 day layover really got to WAS early on as they struggled to get base runners, and on the Defensive side struggled to make plays.
It looked like this game was heading to a tie, 3-3 to the top of the 5th inning, Jason Shaker was able to get on, and with 2 outs Matt Shaker moved him over to second, Jason Sparks then decided to walk Ricky Ellis to load the bases, Christa made sure Sparks plan would backfire by kicking the ball in between the 2nd basemen and outfielder, clearing the bases with a double to put WAS up 6-3, we then added another run for insurance, and after a 1-2-3 bottom of the 5th the game was over, and WAS pulled this one out.
-Ma Shaker
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Sex Panthers 5 - Roll Another Bunt 4
RAB came out swinging, putting 3 runs on the board in the first 3 innings. Their defense was perfect until the last at bats for SP, where the girls put on a show, tying the game up. Both teams agreed to play another inning (although both teams could barely stand), where the SP put up 2 runs. Stellar defense closed the game out in the bottom of the 6th for the SP, moving them to 2-0 on the season.
Great game all around - loved the late inning heroics.
- Corey Horr
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No Dead Weight 15 - Bruce Spring Teaing 1
Bruce Spring Teaing picked up right where we left off in Week 1 by rocking the Denim on Denim uniforms, getting intoxicated by drinking several Twisted Teas, and losing a lopsided game of Kickball. We didn't give NDW much of a game as tequila, staches, and more denim apparently was not the recipe for a win in Week 2, but we sure as hell had a blast doing it. We are bound to pick up a win one of these weeks. We are planning on cutting our jorts a few inches shorter this week so we can show off some more skin. Range of motion has become an issue with some of us sporting the jests but when you look as good as we do, it's a trade off we are willing to make. Also, we have decided sleeves on any type of clothing are way overrated, so look out for the gun show, coming to a kickball field near you!
-Bruce
Another week, another 15 (+2) runs for NDW. I'm now fairly confident that we've scored more runs in 2 games than a handful of teams will score all season. Sorry for dominating.
Our game with Bruce Spring Teaing was shrouded in controversy. Not for any reason that you'd actually think, but because Mike Cobb can't keep score without counting on his fingers, and toes by the end, which were occupied holding a bottle of tequila and a lime. We opened the scoring in the first inning and were shorted a run by Mr Cobb and then another in a later inning. The Boss put up a fight, along with a ton of un-backed up trash talk, for roughly 20 minutes getting 1 run in the 1st to make it seem like a game. At NDW we sometimes like to make teams feel like they stand a chance and put it on cruise control, then at some point in the 5th inning we realized that we hadn't yet gotten 10 runs so it was go time. We batted around to run the score to at least 15 (again, Cobb can't count)
The scary thing (for the rest of the competitive teams) about these first 2 games, is that NDW has yet to start their full line-up, which means there's only more runs to come. Can anyone slow us down? If you said anything but, "No" then you're wrong and may God have mercy on your soul.
Next week we take on not only the Shakers and their Wak-a Shame team, but also Shaker's week 3 prediction. Will he skew it high to say they covered the spread and held the most prolific offense ever to set foot on Payson Park under the prediction? Will he have the balls to predict they will actually beat us? (rewind to fall 2010 when he picked his Show Me Your Kicks team over NDW 4-3, which he lost. I'm like a god damn elephant, never forget) Who knows? Who cares? NDW is leaving a path of destruction on our way to a gold ball, may you be fortunate enough to catch us on an off night.
-Dorsey
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