Ghost Man On Third - ME Superhero / Lighthouse

           Happy to see that most of you made it through week one. The weather was pretty shitty but that didn't stop teams from crushing beers and getting a little dirty. I'd say it was a pretty successful turn out at Dewey's, so we should try and keep that momentum going. Spring season always works particularly well for my portfolio as CHD (They own Trojan Condoms) spiked this afternoon making this guy some dough! Glad to see the newbies are learning that cleats and condoms are essential for every kickball season. Oh, and for those of you who raw dog it... I'll pick up some Planned Parenthood stock in about 6 weeks...      Week two is Cinco de Drinko themed... This is the week they give Shaker's uncle/brother the day off, so expect the fields to be long, wet and covered in shit, just like Mulkern's Friday mornings. Can't be worse than last week... I hope. This is the only time of the year that drinking Corona in Maine doesn't make you look like

            Well, well, well what do we have here? Don't call it a comeback just yet but it's possibly a comeback. Welcome to the Ghost Man on Third. Disclaimer: This is meant to be funny. 100% of the things I write on here are in good fun and are not meant to be taken seriously. I know some of you millennials are super sensitive so if you really don't want to be mentioned in this weekly (maybe bi-weekly) write up... Just lemme know. There's a good chance that if I have never met you or in the rare case, I don't like you, that you will not get mentioned here. With that being said, if you do want to make the GMoT, just get out there and have fun, get drunk and make bad decisions... Or buy me beer.              A new season is upon us this week assuming Parks & Rec aren't a bunch of dicks because it rained for 15 minutes 3 days ago. With a new season comes a new commissioner, Justin. Seems like WAKA goes through commissioners faster than Casey goes through

                This season has been very interesting to watch from the sidelines. I know 2 or 3 of you have missed me dearly, but I have more than one championship to win this Fall. So apparently we have just 4 teams left and really anyone of them could win (ha!). This is going to be a rare playoffs where it's not either cold as fuck, raining, a monsoon, or all of the above. When was the last time that happened? Props to Shane for coming out to head ref tonight. It'll be nice to have a neutral person reffing games that might be so stressful that the rest of Papi's beard turns grey. Let's just get to the fun because I have a costume to make and I really don't give a shit about any team that's not playing tonight.  Semifinals No Dead Weight vs. Muff N Men I'm sure everyone knows what happened with Bez this season. He got the bootski for molesting a player and is now on the WAKA watch list just in case he attempts a terror attack during playoffs. Here&#

       Final regular season week! NDW has secured the #1 seed for Superhero already, but depending on how the rest of the week plays out, anyone could grab that second bye (J/K only Run Riot and BoyS can). Superhero went 5-0-1 last week, with BoyS settling for a tie (props to AlcoBallix) and probably locking up worst record against Lighthouse. Superhero is 11-2-1 in crossovers with just this week remaining. Lots of on field shenanigans this week. Tailgating, dizzy bat, Flabongo, a barrel of Dena punch. This would be a terrible week to miss for something stupid like softball. Short and sweet this week. Gotta save some material for the playoffs! Power Rankings #6. Hand Made Love More wins against Lighthouse than Superhero should do them well heading into playoffs. #5. Jugs & Thugs Nice spank job last week. So much easier to win when captain stone hands isn't there dropping everything. #4. Tinder Rejects After lasts weeks beat down, Shaker was seen trying to negotiate b

        Short and sweet this week as I've been busy and we're still in crossover weeks so it's all basically for bragging rights. Congrats to Pitches Be Krazy and We've Got the Runs for being the first Lighthouse teams to triumph over Superhero. The overall record is 6-2 Superhero, but we've got 6 games tonight and 6 more next week. I'm going to burn through the rankings and focus more on predictions much like last week. Week 7 Power Rankings #6. Hand Made Love Gift wrapped a new team that hadn't won a game all season and HML barely squeaked out a win? Back to the bottom you go! #5. Jugs & Thugs Gotta punish these guys for falling for the "you have to have a girl pitch in Lighthouse" con... And then getting smoked. Only thing that dropped more balls than Sothea last week was puberty. #4. Tinder Rejects You know the rest of the league is struggling when Shaker's team is ranked 4th. At least they repped Superhero well and put a beat

        We had our first rain out of the season last week, which doubled as the nicest kickball weather we've had all season. The best part about it was the massive 45+ person Sloshball game that featured a crazy amount of runs, my slutty Flabongo, an Asian chug off, two pussy bumps, and someone NOT on NDW complaining about every call. If you missed it, then you missed out. I wouldn't have traded that for anything (especially U2 tickets). This week is America week, which should be everyday, and we are playing by the Week 7 schedule. It's our second first crossover week! Power rankings will be back next week since they haven't changed due to the rain out. So enjoy tonight's predictions! Tonight's Games Balls on your Shin (-6) vs. Misfits This could be the battle of best dressed as both of these teams have been killing it on a weekly basis in that category. Unfortunately, that's all that the Misfits have any chance at winning tonight because this gam