Week 6 Lighthouse Predictions

Oh how we love Week 6. Our livers have turned a new leaf (it is Autumn now kids) and are actually encouraging mass consumption of alcohol on Thursday nights. Our bosses are expecting less of us on Fridays. Even our co-workers applaud our continued efforts of slacking off, as they too can enjoy the stress-free Fridays. And we at the GSPOT team also applaud you, as due to your continued perseverance, we can always say we were not the drunkest ones there.

Thank you and we hope you enjoy our Week 6 predictions.

SD vs WFI: 

The Donkeys fell short once again in their Week 5 match-up against a red-hot and sexy Panther team, however, if there is one team that has continuously gotten teams out of ruts, it is WFI. WFI is the only team in both leagues to have lost every game, but fear not WFI, as there are some perks to this disappointing accomplishment (or extreme lack there of). First off, there is ZERO pressure: All you are looking to do is score as many runs as your competition, and no one is expecting anything more from your performance. You also already have a huge advantage over your opponent, as no one wants to be the first team to be your first win. Lastly, every team makes the playoffs, so win or lose, you still have that conciliation prize. SD won the first matchup, putting up a 10-spot, and we predict much of the same. SD 8-2.

SD vs PU:

A lot of playoff implications are riding on this game, as these two teams are jockeying for that coveted second to last place. In what many are calling a "David versus Smaller David" matchup, we predict a fight that consists of lots of scratching, clawing and crying, and when the final bell rings, no one will really call themselves winners. In a closely called game, we have PU winning late, 2-1.

SSP vs PU:

It appears that Prepare Uranus fooled the experts (GSPOT team of course) given the fact we had them as the team to beat in the preseason rankings. Maybe they couldn't withstand the pressure, maybe they aren't putting enough booze in their Gatorade jug or maybe they just aren't who we thought they were. Unfortunately for the PU's, they've run into the freight train known as the Sex Panthers, who came off another week of no losses. One can argue that SSP looked vulnerable last week with a near-scare against the surprising Dog Kickers, narrowly avoiding their first loss of the season with the tie, however, we don't expect PU to get their life together this week. SSP gains the W - 5-1.

KD vs WOCFB:

This game has matchup of the week written all over it. If Kick Dog wins, they'll arguably be number two in the league, proving us wrong since day one. KD has got great defense and can play small ball with the best of them, but on the other side of the diamond, WOCFB has proven themselves to be the group of seasoned veterans that knows how to win. In their first matchup of the season, WOCFB walked all over the Dogs in a 7-1 trouncing, however, Kick Dog is a much different team now, learning the value of alcohol in a game of kickball and also making some solid appearances at $3 Dewey's. If Kick Dog can hold it together, we think that they will continue to take teams by surprise and upset WOCFB in this matchup of the week. We have KD 3-2. 

That's all this week boys and girls. Remember to rock those mustaches so Hopper doesn't feel alone, pick up your trash for Parks and Rec and drink a beer every inning for the Sox game.

See you on the field,
-GSPOT-

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